How soon after obama wins will he redistribute my neighbors jet skis to me?
November 29, 2007 10:39 pm 
48 Replies
My neighbor owns two jet skis, and I don’t think that’s fair. What does he need two of them for? I think that I should be entitled to one of them. Even obama says that we need to help those behind us out. What do you think?
Posted by Losasha
I think you watch too much FOX.
Buy your own, maybe?
You’re a tool.
you need to stop being silly and buy your own skees
Obama is going to be a great president
You can take one from him is 6 months.
haha this guy is right!
obama = socialist
Stop working at McDonald’s and get a real job, Slacker.
Totally what he meant. Ya, go ask them.
I think you should go take one!
I’m doing my part, if Obama wins, his supporters can have my guns, one bullet at a time. Come get them.
I don’t think you’ll need to wait. I think you’ll be able to go over there and just demand one … or wait until he’s asleep and just take it.
In fact, you have given me a great idea. I think I should go around NOW and start calling dibs on the stuff people better off than me have that I want. I mean why wait, right? Maybe I should even get some stickers made that say Emily’s and slap them on so everyone knows. That way, we’re all clear on who is getting what!
So true! I agree. My neighbor has two lawnmowers. I should get one.
Hell.. forget the neighbour.. how soon do I get a chunk of the 40 million Obama made this year. i will just go down to the White house and get mine I think…should be fair .. right?
if you’re black and the neighbor is white,you’ll probably get both of them
MCCAIN/PALIN
you dont get your neighbors jet skis, BO does and he will distribute them to the homeless people that vote for him
Run with what you will, 6 days. Desperation from the right is in high supply.
i think you’re a dumbass
I think you should stop coveting what your neighbor has and work on improving your own life.
I agree this guy in my neighborhood has two 30 ft boats. I mean it’s not like he earned them or anything right? I think I’m gonna take the one with the green interior.
Lol….Holy crap, lol.
Real funny nut whad, answer He will not.
I don’t think jet skis are a necessity like food and heat. Get it?
I have three! Sucka (:
i think obama believes in communist.
i mean share the common wealth?
thats exactly what communism is.
AND he never said he didnt believe in it.
he just said we need change
i swear, if he gets elected, he’s gonna get shot.
if you keep watching fox news all your neighbors going to buy one but you, why? because you getting all the wrong info all the time
You have to wait for the Brown Shirts to get to your neighborhood. Don’t try it without them — They may be capitalist! (gasp)
Redistribution of Wealth means lower the common mans taxes and raise the people who make the most to pay the most. That is only if you make over 250 grand a year.
Just go take em, tell your neighbor obama said spread the wealth direct presidential command.
I guess you’ll have to let Obama decide if he deserves them, or if Obama thinks it’s fair.
Well at least you acknowledge Obama is going to win in spite of McCain misleading you about his policies.
What’s really funny is the fact that 99% of do not make over $250K .. why are you worried that he’s taking from your pocket.. . Silly Repubs!
I can tell you are from the ALL about me generation and that’s not a complement.
I’m sorry, Obama is not going to be the next president. Maybe you can ask McCain though.
I think Obama is a dangerous individual who with the backing of Government will destroy this great nation.
my neighbor has a bigger yard…i want the half with the pool
You should probably ask for Obama to redistribute some of your neighbor’s intelligence to you. It is obvious you need it.
What utter crap, they are second hand, you will get some new ones or my name isn’t JC.
nice, yeah.
I wonder if I can get money back for my college education, because I’m just going to get taxed if I get a good job, and if Obama raises minimum wage like he wants to I can just live off of that, plus off of other peoples taxes.
Genuine cretin.
I have all the material possessions I need, but I would like Obama to redistribute the hot little receptionist at my doctor’s office to me.
Funny ….I like this one Hum mm I better run over to my neighbors and ask about the boat in his back yard thanks for the tip! with all of the wealth spreading you should be able to get enough cash up to buy 3 when he is elected! go Obama! and jet skis and boats and pools and vacations. Oh wait a minute….. I might be getting ahead of myself….hee hee hee
You’ll most likely have your jet skis within seven hours of his inauguration and that’s only if someone stops him in the hall to ask a question.
Someone in town should get the other one, ’cause obviously he has enough money to get another one even if he has to work for it. Damn rich people.
Not to worry. Free Money is on the way
OMG!!! That is too frickin hilarious.
yea . I’ve already told my grandchildren that after they trick or treat, they will have to give half of their candy to the children that didn’t feel the need to go, may as well get them used to it at a early age, so they won’t waste their time finishing school or even be silly enough to go to college, just set back and get your free everything at the expense of your stupid working friends
of ur not entitled 2 them they probly work hard for them so go get ur own and stop being dumb and silly
It is already a socialist society. We redistribute wealth. I like having roads, airplanes that don’t crash into each other and a military. But lately we are just socialist for the rich. Obama just wanted to make the taxes like it was during the Clinton administration. This is republican propaganda.
Just think,when he gives you a health care plan for free.You can use that extra money to buy one of his jet skis.Just be careful on them,if you get hurt,good luck.
You people are idiots, with this share the wealth stuff. This was one sentence at the end of a five-minute answer that Obama gave to that halfwit, Joe the Plumber, a right-wing plant if there ever was one.
I just love that a nation filled with holier-than-thou Christians gets completely hysterical at the thought of helping anyone out. Isn’t that what Jesus would do? (Don’t ask me; I’m an atheist–and I don’t mind helping. Plus, I don’t have much wealth to spread around, anyway. Neither do most of you, I suspect.)
BTW, what do you call the money that is doled out to the people of Alaska from the oil profits? Isn’t that sharing the wealth? Isn’t that socialism?
(BTW, Joe the unlicensed, tax-evading plumber lived in Alaska for several years. Coincidence? I think not.)
I firmly think your stretching Senator Obama’s , statement to negative . You are twisting his statement, but then what can we expect from a Republican? Twist and turn things around and make up all kinds of silly , overboard insinuations. McCain is the same way. Always making Senator Obama look really bad. Well I don’t think it’s fair either when the Rich get richer, at the expense of the hardworking Taxpayer. Your Party would not re-distribute anything, but they would try to steal it from anyone they could. At least Senator Obama is not a thief. I think your composing Propaganda.
Obama is going to destroy the american economy! I am terrified. Being 13 and having to worry about all this is not fair! If Obama’s running mate ( Biden ) doesn’t trust Obama why should we? My parents have 6 jobs each and they work 24/7! I rarely see them and Obama wants to take our hard earned money and give it to people who are lazy and chose to do nothing. Pray to god McCain becomes president!
Oh and about the jet skis Obama doesn’t care! He is a horrible man. I want to punch him in the gut. ( Don’t call the FBI I would never actually punch him I just don’t agree with him what so ever. He annoys the crap out of me. )
VOTE MCCAIN!